Video Game Catfishing: When The Title Doesn’t Match The Face

Like books, video game titles usually give us a pretty good clue as to the kind of adventure we should expect from the experience. Most conventional titles will include the main character’s name or a reference to them. But, every once in awhile, there’ll be a game that will throw off our expectations entirely.

Join me as I share the Top Ten games where the title doesn’t match the face!


10) Yoshi’s Cookie
(NES, 1992)

yoshi's cookie
Mario

Yoshi was and remains a beloved character since his initial appearance in Super Mario World in 1990. However, Nintendo wouldn’t let us actually control him until 1995 when we got Yoshi’s Island: Super Mario World 2. So, in the meantime, the big N would just slap his name on games to entice us – though, technically we were just controlling Mario in one of his many jobs. Put the cookie down!

9) Beauty and the Beast
(SNES, 1994)

beauty and the beast
Beast

Disney has had dozens of iconic licensed tie-in games with their movies and shows: DuckTales, Aladdin, Chip n Dale, Darkwing Duck, The Lion King, and so on. Yet, when it finally came time to develop a Beauty and the Beast game, were we controlling Belle? No! Belle is too girly! Instead, they decided to take the easy road and just build another action-platformer game from Beast’s perspective. Tale as old as time.

8) Star Fox Adventures
(Gamecube, 2002)

star fox adventures krystal
Krystal

To be fair, Star Fox only had two games before this Gamecube sequel came out. Buuuuuut, Star Fox 64 (1997) wasn’t just any game. It was HUGE – in the top ten of most successful games for the N64. It was quite a turn for them to show up with a new game 5 years later only for us to have to play as new character Krystal for the first sections of the game – and in a completely new play style nonetheless! Where’s Fox?? (He shows up later).

Nintendo was quick to remedy this with Star Fox Assault in 2005, and the series has had a rocky ride since then (conversely, I’ll admit that I’ve been re-playing Star Fox Zero lately, and I kind of love it).

7) Wario’s Woods
(NES, 1994)

wario's woods toad
Toad

Like Yoshi, Wario gained a following after he appeared in Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins in 1992, and he even earned an immediate solo adventure in the game’s sequel of 1994. That didn’t stop Nintendo from trying to pull the wool over our eyes by throwing his name on yet another puzzler. Stranger yet is that in Wario’s Woods, we’re controlling *Toad* of all people!

6) Metal Gear Solid V
(Playstation 4, 2015)

metal gear solid v
Venom Snake

Snake, Snake……different Snaaaaake! I don’t know much about the lore of the Metal Gear series, but I do know that by the time they got to Metal Gear V, they decided to ditch Solid Snake altogether to tell a prequel about “Venom Snake” who is very closely tied to the original game. I mean, they could have just called this Metal Gear Venom, right?

5) Donkey Kong & Donkey Kong 3
(Arcade, 1981/1983)

donkey kong arcade jump man
Mario
donkey kong 3 stanley
Stanley the Gardener

In Pac-Man, I play as Pac-Man. In Dig Dug, I play as Dig Dug. In Q*Bert, I play as Q*Bert. In Donkey Kong, I play as….Jump Man! It’s strange that these arcade classics decided to put all their focus on the main villain of the game rather than the heroes that we controlled – Jump Man (Mario) and Stanley the Gardener. Though, it begs the question, if this series was naming their games after the villain, then why wasn’t Donkey Kong Jr. called “Mario??”

4) Mega Man X7
(Playstation 2, 2003)

mega man x7 zero
Zero

Here’s an entry that drives me nuts. The Mega Man and its spinoff series are some of my favorite games ever. Not only did they jump the shark by making Mega Man X7 a weird semi-3D adventure with horrendous camera angles and some of the worst (“BURN TO THE GROUND”) voice acting I’ve ever heard, but YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK Mega Man X. That’s right, the main character of a MEGA MAN game is an unlockable requiring you to complete a significant portion of the game before you can use him. WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?

3) Metroid
(NES, 1986)

metroid samus
Samus Aran

While it’s kind of a joke now, children of the 80’s never expected that 1) the title of the game did not contain the main character’s name and 2) the main character was a girl (further evidence that we could have played as Belle in the Beauty and the Beast game!). Meet your main hero, “Metroid!”

2) Hollow Knight
(Various, 2017)

hollow knight the knight
“The Knight”

Maybe it’s unfair to put Hollow Knight so high on the list, but I know I wasn’t the only one who thought that *I* was the Hollow Knight making my way through the depths of Hallownest. No, you are just “The Knight,” a generic dude who is learning all about the actual Hollow Knight and their connection to this strange place. It’s a cool twist – but you had me fooled!


Honorable Mentions:

Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!
(NES, 1987)

mike tyson punch out
Little Mac

Tinstar
(SNES, 1994)

tinstar
You play as…yourself? A reticle on the screen.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula
(SNES, 1993)

bram stoker's dracula snes
Jonathon Harker

John Madden Football
(SNES, 1991)

john madden football snes
Not once do you ever get to play as John Madden.


1) The Legend of Zelda
(NES,1986)

zelda link nintendo
Link

I could have easily paired this with Metroid in that they came out around the same time – but more amusing yet is that in the manual of Metroid, they simply referred to Samus as a “space hunter,” never mentioning their actual name. Furthermore, they used “he/him” pronouns throughout. They were TRYING to trick us!

In The Legend of Zelda manual, however, Link is mentioned right away in the game’s story. And, the in-game crawl text reiterates this same lore. Did we read the manual, though? Did we have the manual? Heck no! Get me in the game! Nobody knew Zelda was a girl’s name, so we plunged forward as Zelda, the great swordsman destined to save Hyrule!


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15 thoughts on “Video Game Catfishing: When The Title Doesn’t Match The Face

  1. We took like 30 minutes with this, with me reading aloud and turning the laptop to show the pictures each time, while my son chopped veggies for curry.

    The first thing when I read the title was “Oh, like Donkey Kong”, so you didn’t disappoint. Then at each step he gave me like 5 minutes of background info. I burst out laughing with Legend of Zelda as number 1.

    Thanks for this. I can tell you had so much fun. Us too! 🙂

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      1. It was great, honestly. Although I’ve been hearing about games and playing some, for a heck of a long time now, being raised in them like he was (and you were?) is a whole different ball game. There are so many levels of lore and news. So fun.

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  2. Oh God, Mega Man X7. A game so bad I did an entire post about how it all went horribly wrong. Not only is X prominent on the cover, but not in the game, but did you notice that one of the preview pics on the back of the case shows X in the intro stage, which can never, ever happen in game!? Such a train wreck. Great list.

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    1. Forgot to mention how much it has always bothered me that Donkey Kong is playable in exactly one of the DKC games on the Super NES. I was so glad he was back front and center in the two Retro developed titles (and now Bananza).

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      1. Right?!?!?! Supposed to be his series but he’s only the face of the first game! Very strange choice by Rare. They definitely made the right choice in the Retro games where he was the main deal and you could still access an assortment of companions (though, I thought he controlled horribly in the newer games). I’m not sure when I’ll get a chance to try Bananza. I’m not really interested in the Switch 2 yet.

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      2. I didn’t really have control issues with the newer games, aside from some weird motion stuff. It was different though, so I’m sure others would agree with you.

        I haven’t yet tried Bananza, even though I picked up the Switch 2, but my son bought it and said it’s quite fun (he bought his own Switch 2), but he hasn’t finished it yet. I’ll borrow his copy at some point. I’m sure it’s great.

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      3. I played the first Returns game on 3DS which fixed most of the motion control stuff. And then Tropical Freeze on Wii U. I don’t know. It just felt very heavy with some thick momentum. It’s very different from the SNES feel to me!

        I’ve heard mixed reviews for Bananza. It looks good and it also looks like like a chaotic mess 😂

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    2. I’m especially jaded by X7 because I’ve finished the game, but as soon as the credits started rolling, my game froze. So I didn’t even get to try out any sort of new game plus content. Not that I’d really want to, I guess.

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