Top Ten Frowny Faces

10. Beaker (The Muppet Show)

Mee mee meeeee!

Loyal assistant to Bunsen, Beaker is always there to…screw things up.  It’s no wonder he’s got a frown on his face all the time.  He can’t do anything right!

9. Lurch (The Addams Family)

You rang?

The ever-faithful butler to the Addams family looks like he just woke up from a nap in the grave.  Possible relation to Frankenstein?

8. Brain (Pinky and the Brain)

…try to take over the world!

If I had to work with a mouse like Pinky all day, I’d be frowning, too!

7. Vernon Dursley (Harry Potter)

No post on Sunday!

Vernon has to take care of a good-for-nothing wizard all summer and he is NOT happy about it.  Mr. Dursley is the quintessential man yelling, “Get off my lawn, ya crazy hoodlums!”

6. Sam the Eagle (The Muppet Show)

Unibrows add extra intimidation.

Running the Muppet Show is hard work.  And Fozzy tells terrible jokes.

5. Plankton (Spongebob Squarepants)

“U” is for Uranium….BOMBS!

Always being outdone by Mr. Krabs and Spongebob, Plankton will never know the secret recipe to the evasive Krabby Patty (Hint: it’s love).

4. Jafar (Aladdin)

Calm yourself, Iago.

Wanna see Jafar smile?  Get him a bird who isn’t voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

3. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Turn to page 394.

Seven books later, we finally find out why he’s so grumpy all the time… and he TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF.

2. The Grinch (How The Grinch Stole Christmas)

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, *awful* idea!

You have to admit, it would get a little annoying if your neighbors were constantly making a racket all the time during the holidays.  

Honorable Mention:

Mother Brain (Captain N: The Game Master)

The sassiest alien on this side of Brinstar!

Fans of Captain N: The Game Master will have this face etched into their minds forever.  How did Mother Brain go from being a voiceless organ in a jar to a sassy lady with all the attitude?

1. Easter Island Head

Perhaps they were a society of emo kids. Eekum bokum! (These guys would totally say “eekum bokum” if they could talk).

You’d think that if a group of people had the ambition to make hundreds of statues and lug them all over an island, they would make them look a little bit more cheerful.  


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